It is my great pleasure to announce that Betty and I were married on July 28th of this year.  I must have blindsided her or caught her at a weak moment.  She is truly the light of my life, my eternal flame.  She is absolutely the sweetest and nicest person I have ever known.  I can't describe my great pleasure in spending the remainder of my life with her.

In honor of this I must black out the previous section which has been posted here for the last several years which consisted of several of my old girlfriends.  All of my love now belongs to Betty, so only her image will remain.