"I want a dollar for every time someone misSPELLED my surname!"  Simon Montagu

"My grandfather had a cartoon showing an army parade with the following dialogue (to the best of my memory):
Sergeant: Montaig
(silence)
Sergeant: Montaig!
(silence)
Sergeant: MONTAIG!!
a voice: I wonder if you mean me. My name's Montague.
Sergeant: Oh, your bloomin' name's Montagew, is it? Take two paces to the rear and two day's bloomin' fatigew!"  Simon Montagu

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